By way of introduction...(Ryan)

My friend Andy (Roadie Fag) and I (Mountie Scum), addicted as we are to reading the blogs of professional and semi-professional bike racers, have decided to create this twisted mockery of one ourselves. Rather than traditional race reports and updates on our respective conditions, Roadie Fag vs. Mountie Scum will consist mostly of us talking the shittiest trash to each other and perpetuating the ancient blood feud between the proud clans of roadies and real cyclists.